Thursday, September 07, 2006

I'M YOUR BOGEYMAN, THAT'S WHAT I AM

By Stockton

In response to repeated calls for Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's resignation, the Whitehouse fired back, declaring:


"The president strongly supports the defense secretary. It's not going to happen," White House spokesman Tony Snow told reporters, referring to Democratic calls to dump Rumsfeld. "Creating Donald Rumsfeld as a bogeyman may make for good politics but would make for a very lousy strategy at this time," Snow said.

Before moving to a station break, Snow went on to say that the only time the Defense Secretary scares President Bush is when Rumsfeld walks into a cabinet meeting and "does his Darth Vader voice."

However, White House insiders did admit that Bush has been overheard saying that he is, "Ascared of Rummy sometimes." One aide admitted that Bush once soiled himself when Rumsfeld became angry. "But it's been awhile since that happened," added the aide, "and in all fairness, it was after a major coke binge."

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Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld demonstrating
his strategy for winning in Iraq



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