Wednesday, September 27, 2006

ALLEN DENIES ILL FEELINGS TOWARDS MUD PEOPLE

By Tweed

Virginia Senator George Allen has again been forced to deny aspects of his racist past in his heated campaign to retain his seat.

Recent reports indicate that Allen used the "N" word while playing football for the University of Virginia. Allen cut short a speech at a Klan Rally to rush back to the Capitol to address the allegations.

"I never used the "N" word," stated Allen during a campaign stop in Culpepper, Virginia, "I distinctly recall my spic friend using that word, and some of the wops, but I always referred to the coloreds as 'Mud People.' It was all in good fun."




Allen spots two waiters with suspicious skin-tones



Senator Allen has also been blamed for the decline in Jewish-African-American relations.

In related news, Stockton & Tweed's Smorgasblog was not cited by David Frum as interjecting anti-semetism into the Virginia Senate race, despite their desperate plea to be included.

We thank Mr. Frum for his careful review and approval of our site.




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