Monday, August 28, 2006

ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK

By Stockton

Colorado authorities have dropped all charges against John Mark Karr in the murder of JonBenet Ramsey, despite Karr's confession. Karr's DNA did not match the DNA found on JonBenet.


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Karr, showing us his 'sane' look.

Karr was detained a few weeks ago in Bangkok, Thailand and admitted to accidentally assaulting and garroting Ramsey on Christmas night ten years ago.

Boulder officials grew concerned about the veracity of Karr's confession when he also confessed to killing the entire Russian Royal Family in 1919 (except for Anastasia).

"We hoped it was him," said one Boulder detective. "I mean, just look at the dude. He has to have killed someone at some point. The dude is fucking freaky looking."

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Karr is probably best known for his 1979 hit, Cars, done under the name Gary Numan. Karr hopes to begin touring by next summer.



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