Thursday, April 06, 2006
PRESIDENTIAL SPACE MISSION
By Stockton
Today, President Bush announced an ambitious plan: to be the first president to visit outer space.
The news came as a shock to many. The President has never shown much interest in NASA or any scientific endeavors.
Why the change? "The President has always been interested in what's out there, in deep space," said Scott McClellan. "It was not one particular thing that interested the President but he now feels compelled to lead the way into deep space."
President Bush contemplating space travel
In unrelated news, scientists have discovered an alcohol cloud 463 million kilometers long in deep space.
Upon his return, the president plans on pursuing his latest hobby, cultivating house plants.
Today, President Bush announced an ambitious plan: to be the first president to visit outer space.
The news came as a shock to many. The President has never shown much interest in NASA or any scientific endeavors.
Why the change? "The President has always been interested in what's out there, in deep space," said Scott McClellan. "It was not one particular thing that interested the President but he now feels compelled to lead the way into deep space."
In unrelated news, scientists have discovered an alcohol cloud 463 million kilometers long in deep space.
Upon his return, the president plans on pursuing his latest hobby, cultivating house plants.
