Friday, April 21, 2006

LIST COMES UNDER SCRUTINY

By Stockton

The Pentagon has released a list of Guantanamo detainees containing over 500 names. The information comes in response to a Freedom of Information request. However, after reviewing the list, many are skeptical about the sincerity of the government's response.

The following is an excerpt from the newly released document:

I.P Daily;

Hung Real Lo;

Yo Momma Mustapha;

Muhammad Ali;

U.R Afool;

Sirius Black;

Fatwa Albert;

Judge Crater.

Pentagon officials said they would review the list for accuracy. "I.P. Daily might be a typo," said a Pentagon spokesman. "But the rest of the list is fairly accurate. We just water-boarded Mr. Lo yesterday."



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