Wednesday, April 05, 2006
DELAY SHOW TO BE CANCELED
By Stockton
The Tom Delay Calvacade of Comedy will not return this fall. The star of the show, Texas Representative Tom Delay, announced on Monday that he will not be returning for another season. Delay's show was a centerpiece of the GOP network comedy lineup and will be missed. It is not known who will take Delay's time slot.
Delay's decision not to return to his long-running series comes in the wake of criminal indictments in his home state of Texas. In his statement, Delayed stated that he believed he had a 50-50 shot of winning his time slot this fall but did not want a liberal, democratic show to beat the GOP in the ratings. Therefore, he would step aside for another 'pilot'.
Delay also said that his continuous thoughts of jailhouse sodomy would be a distraction during fall shooting.
Delay has been praised by many for his statesman-like conduct during his tenure in the House, relying on intellectual arguements to win people to his side.
The Tom Delay Calvacade of Comedy will not return this fall. The star of the show, Texas Representative Tom Delay, announced on Monday that he will not be returning for another season. Delay's show was a centerpiece of the GOP network comedy lineup and will be missed. It is not known who will take Delay's time slot.
Delay's decision not to return to his long-running series comes in the wake of criminal indictments in his home state of Texas. In his statement, Delayed stated that he believed he had a 50-50 shot of winning his time slot this fall but did not want a liberal, democratic show to beat the GOP in the ratings. Therefore, he would step aside for another 'pilot'.
Delay also said that his continuous thoughts of jailhouse sodomy would be a distraction during fall shooting.
Delay has been praised by many for his statesman-like conduct during his tenure in the House, relying on intellectual arguements to win people to his side.
